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daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

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"Spread the love you don’t receive."

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars

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When someone asks me why I’m single

whatshouldwecallme:

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britishbennyc:

here we have hot dad ben c going to go to the home depot to buy a grill so he can entertain the neighbours

britishbennyc:

here we have hot dad ben c going to go to the home depot to buy a grill so he can entertain the neighbours

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maverikloki:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

truehiddlestoner:

thorlokid:

that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers

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at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then i was like “oh no thats chris evans” wHat iS hapPenning

EVERYONE WATCH TEEN WOLF IMMEDIATELY

loki and captain america had a baby??

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